Ancient Tech

While on a walkabout the kids found an olde antique shop in San Dimas. There they came about an ancient device with some odd dial for sale. They pawed at it with wonder for a minute before I stepped in. I told them a land-before-time tale of phones without screens. 
They stood there in wonderment of them simpler times.

Old Man Rant

Have I allegedly “asked” the youths to get off my lawn?
Do I complain about the noise they now play on the KROQ?
Blokes should still open doors for others right!?
Windsor and half Windsor knots have a place in society que no?
Also let’s face it…Christmas and/or other holidays are a big commercial racket?

 Yet…even as I fight this new technologie I thank Just Dance for introducing my ramblers to the William Tell Overture.

Out Dated

While waiting to meet their new pediatrician my kiddos found an old typewriter to play with. With an office full of familiar toys and coloring books featuring their favorite characters, my children opted to explore the odd machine.

I watched from a fair distance. Seeing their fingers gravitate towards the metal keys and listening to the familiar clack. Like a piano they struck the keys quickly and they felt into a trance like state when the metal cracked against the black rolling pin.

Then my son discovered a piece of paper that bore letters. I think I saw the flash of the bulb go off in his head. “You use this to write words or even sentences” I’m sure he realized.

With their usual melodramatic energy they started the process of figuring out how to insert the paper into the machine and it was at this point in intervened. Without a word I fed the crisp white sheet into the slot and used the crank wheel to move it into place.

As they struggled searching for the letters that made up their names my son exclaimed loudly to his sister. “How did they ever survive with this technology.”

I couldn’t help but laugh out loud to the point where they both glanced back in confused amusement.

I don’t know kids. I just don’t know.

Artifact from a Land Before Time