Righteous Indignation

Even from the farthest and most opposite side of the house (with the laundry machine on) there’s a certain tone of voice that tells THIS dad that an ensuing argument is manifesting. With righteous indignation I stomp towards their room ready and prepared to hand out swift justice. On the approach I hear my oldest tell my youngest that “you don’t always get what you want but if you play nice you may get what you need.” 
Stunned I wait and then the game commences again quietly. I step back and away slowly from their door…they did the work for me and I have nothing to add.

Warning Label

Future Friend – Your first interaction with me probably involved me saying something objectionable but funny. Heck I may have had some fun at your expense. 
You probably thought, “boy this guy is a bit full of himself” or “did this bloke really just say that.” In most cases your reaction is completely warranted and I don’t blame you for being cautious. But note (I have references) that if we are now friends you probably discovered that I am a good pal who is genuinely interested in what you have to say, I’ll be there when you need me and my jokes get way better the more we drink. 
So…thank you for being a friend and lighten up will ya?