{"id":392,"date":"2012-01-06T20:47:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T20:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/06\/talk-around-the-waterhole-a-play\/"},"modified":"2012-01-06T20:47:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-06T20:47:00","slug":"talk-around-the-waterhole-a-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/06\/talk-around-the-waterhole-a-play\/","title":{"rendered":"Talk Around the Waterhole: A Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-E6ynpESY5X0\/TwddOq1laKI\/AAAAAAABVlg\/tiCUZylZSjY\/s1600\/The+Birds.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"424\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-E6ynpESY5X0\/TwddOq1laKI\/AAAAAAABVlg\/tiCUZylZSjY\/s640\/The+Birds.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Bird One: You seein&#8217; Larry over there?<\/div>\n<div>Bird Two: Yeah! Always posing for the fuckin&#8217; camera. Can&#8217;t stand that guy!<br \/>Bird One: I know right!? I mean&#8230;come on now. Get fuckin&#8217; clue already. It ain&#8217;t all about you.<br \/>Bird Three: That a-hole&#8230;you know he cheated on my sista!<br \/>Bird Two: No fuckin&#8217; way brother!?<br \/>Bird Three: Yeah and he&#8217;s got some nerve coming around this place.<br \/>Bird One: Fuckin&#8217; bastard!<br \/>Bird Two: So what you want to do bout&#8217; it?<br \/>Bird Three: Nuttin&#8217; now. I got me a plan.<br \/>Bird One &amp; Two: Kool kool! <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bird One: You seein&#8217; Larry over there? Bird Two: Yeah! Always posing for the fuckin&#8217; camera. Can&#8217;t stand that guy!Bird One: I know right!? I mean&#8230;come on now. Get fuckin&#8217; clue already. It ain&#8217;t all about you.Bird Three: That a-hole&#8230;you know he cheated on my sista!Bird Two: No fuckin&#8217; way brother!?Bird Three: Yeah and he&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/06\/talk-around-the-waterhole-a-play\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Talk Around the Waterhole: A Play&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1165,1164,1167,1166,1168],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}