{"id":373,"date":"2013-02-01T05:03:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-01T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/2013\/02\/01\/bacon-tastes-good\/"},"modified":"2013-02-01T05:03:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-01T05:03:00","slug":"bacon-tastes-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/2013\/02\/01\/bacon-tastes-good\/","title":{"rendered":"Bacon Tastes Good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vincent: Want some bacon?<br \/>Jules: No man, I don&#8217;t eat pork.<br \/>Vincent: Are you Jewish?<br \/>Jules: Nah, I ain&#8217;t Jewish, I just don&#8217;t dig on swine, that&#8217;s all.<br \/>Vincent: Why not?<br \/>Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don&#8217;t eat filthy animals.<br \/>Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.<br \/>Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I&#8217;d never know &#8217;cause I wouldn&#8217;t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That&#8217;s a filthy animal. I ain&#8217;t eat nothin&#8217; that ain&#8217;t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.<br \/>Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.<br \/>Jules: I don&#8217;t eat dog either.<br \/>Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?<br \/>Jules: I wouldn&#8217;t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they&#8217;re definitely dirty. But, a dog&#8217;s got personality. Personality goes a long way.<br \/>Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?<br \/>Jules: Well we&#8217;d have to be talkin&#8217; about one charming motherfuckin&#8217; pig. I mean he&#8217;d have to be ten times more charmin&#8217; than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I&#8217;m sayin&#8217;?<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-e481BUTO230\/UQtMcwW_GOI\/AAAAAAABjXA\/b4PTF-FDAsg\/s1600\/Bacon.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-e481BUTO230\/UQtMcwW_GOI\/AAAAAAABjXA\/b4PTF-FDAsg\/s640\/Bacon.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vincent: Want some bacon?Jules: No man, I don&#8217;t eat pork.Vincent: Are you Jewish?Jules: Nah, I ain&#8217;t Jewish, I just don&#8217;t dig on swine, that&#8217;s all.Vincent: Why not?Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don&#8217;t eat filthy animals.Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I&#8217;d never know &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/2013\/02\/01\/bacon-tastes-good\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bacon Tastes Good&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[838,839,1026,1104,1028,1105,1027,1103],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}