{"id":163,"date":"2017-09-07T21:20:00","date_gmt":"2017-09-07T21:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/2017\/09\/07\/scariest-things\/"},"modified":"2017-09-07T21:20:00","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T21:20:00","slug":"scariest-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/2017\/09\/07\/scariest-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Scariest Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Hugo Fun Fact 666: Clowns that don&#8217;t smile. Toilets that don&#8217;t flush at Open Houses. My children hovering over me when I awake from a nap. Uncorking a radiator cap from an overheating car. A rattle coming from an unknown source on a hike. Looking over the side of a tall bridge. A malfunctioning ATM card at the Grocery Store. Loosing line of sight of my youngest at the mall during the Holiday season. Not knowing where my phone is the morning after I&#8217;ve had too much wine. A near empty gas can on a long stretch of highway in Central CA late at night. Finding an odd bump on my person. Closed door meetings in the office. Earthquake weather. Clowns that smile.<o:p><\/o:p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hugo Fun Fact 666: Clowns that don&#8217;t smile. Toilets that don&#8217;t flush at Open Houses. My children hovering over me when I awake from a nap. Uncorking a radiator cap from an overheating car. A rattle coming from an unknown source on a hike. Looking over the side of a tall bridge. A malfunctioning ATM &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/2017\/09\/07\/scariest-things\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Scariest Things&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,525,529,528,427,526,527,530],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugotorres.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}